The Republic of The Hakifao Isles is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.616 billion Hakifaos are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Social Policy, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hakifao. The average income tax rate is 43.3%.

The Hakifao economy, worth 610 trillion Hakifao Nuggets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 44,853 Hakifao Nuggets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Hakifao Isles has designated Hakifao as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hakifao Isles's national animal is the Haki's Skylark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Hakifao Isles is ranked 75,300^th in the world and 43^rd in Esportiva for Safest, scoring 92.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.